codependent loser

codependent loser

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2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

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radthai:

When your teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
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bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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charli3k3lly:

Fun fact: u guys know who was born today?????? Probably a lot of people but actually the focus of this fact is one person’s birthday in particular. My birthday. Today is my birthday

charli3k3lly:

Fun fact: u guys know who was born today?????? Probably a lot of people but actually the focus of this fact is one person’s birthday in particular. My birthday. Today is my birthday

boy: “wanna go out sometime”
me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”
boy: “wanna go out sometime”
me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”
boy: “wanna go out sometime”
me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”
boy: “wanna go out sometime”
me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”
boy: “wanna go out sometime”
me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”
boy: “wanna go out sometime”
me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”
boy: “wanna go out sometime”
me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”

boy: “wanna go out sometime”

me: “sorry I’m saving myself for charlie day”

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

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heckacute:

It looks like a normal plate of fettuccine Alfredo, but upon closer inspection, you can see that the fettuccine has been replaced with thin, blonde dreadlocks. These dreadlocks were carefully gathered from the grounds of a large electronic music festival. That’s why the dish is so expensive. 

(via olddigger)

IF YOU DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE THE CELEBRATION OF OUR EARTH TODAY I FEEL BAD FOR U SON, THIS AMAZING PLANET GIVES US TREES AND WATER AND ANIMALS AND INSECTS AND NEW BABY HUMANS SO TAKE A DAY TO APPRECIATE IT ALL. THANKS EARTH, U RULE

chrissyangliker:

Besties on Vacay. 30 x 40 Inches. Acrylic on Canvas. 2014

chrissyangliker:

Besties on Vacay. 30 x 40 Inches. Acrylic on Canvas. 2014

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 
cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 
cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 
cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

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p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

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